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ipodmore (831618)

I would change for you, but babe,
It doesn't mean I'm gonna be a better man

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Name:

Sturgis "that idiot from the Prophet" Podmore

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And you're gonna start a war...

Location:

London, United Kingdom

Birthdate:

1942-11-05

Bio:




	Sturgis Nigel Podmore We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind

	fadian: So you were a child that got in bar fights, the same one that ended up becoming the world's youngest bartender, yet is haunted by his juvenile decisions to this day? Dear Merlin, what a life you have lead. ipodmore: Well, you know. Once they'd tried cockfighting and it had lost its appeal, it was only a matter of time before they tried pitting drunken young Gryffindors against each other. It was one of those sweat shop-bars, like in Taiwan, where they employ children for 6 knuts a day. Highly illegal, terribly dangerous. I'm writing my memoirs on it. Admittedly, I was pretty pissed for most of it, so the details might be shameless lies.

	AKA, "That Idiot from the Daily Prophet" 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine

	Sturgis, your go-to Order member for crazy childhood stories, harassing purebloods, bacchanals, bar fights, drunken shenanigans, grammatical arguments, hag-related parenting tips, and questionable journalistic integrity since 1975.

Interests:

17: alcohol, bacchanals, causing trouble, cigarettes, coffee, drinking, journalism, prewett, proper reporting, purebloods in cocktail dresses, reading a goddamn book, shameless lies, stalking charges, the daily prophet, the falmouth falcons, the fight club, the order

Schools:

None listed

Friends:

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	6:	break_history, breaking_media, breaking_ooc, breaking_owls, breaking_ties, bt_epilogues

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Member of:

6: break_history, breaking_media, breaking_ooc, breaking_owls, breaking_ties, bt_epilogues

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